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We at Eggwarts are pleased to welcome you to this acclaimed eggcademy, and hope you will enjoy your stay. Here, you will be sorted into one of our noble houses, but it is up to you to display your house spirit! Purchase a stamp for your desired house, and wear it with pride around the grounds. There are 4 houses to choose from, but which house will choose YOU?

While robes and pointed hats may seem the obvious choice of uniforms, we take a more modern approach to ours. Pick up your uniforms in the shop, and dress to impress. If you’re a little short of sight, we have even provided you the ability to purchase some second-hand glasses. Please ignore the tape, we assure you it’s purely decorational!

We have also allowed our students to purchase their wand and broomstick in the same convenient place, but please be advised, for safety reasons you will only be permitted to use one at a time.🧹

Many famous Whiskes and Whiskards have come out of our fine eggcademy, though not all of them have been famed for the right reasons… One of our more infamous students is none other than He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Discussed, Lord Mort! Though his name may leave a bit to be desired, we assure you he was a terrifying individual… He was defeated long ago, and in an eggfort to minimize the effects of his reign, we have provided all of our top students with a magical explosive device fashioned after Mort’s Face. VIP students will find it magically apparated into their trunks, but our other eager students can pick it up in the shop.

Pay attention to the loading screen after clicking Play; much of your teachings will be on that screen. We’ve even added more tips this term to get you eggstra prepared for your school year!

One of the most important rules for Eggwards School of Whiskcraft and Whiskardry is to stay. Out. Of. The. FOREST! If you find yourself with a thirst for knowledge of the botanical variety, might we suggest examining the latest screaming deal, the Mandregg Bundle? These little guys have got some lungs on them, which is an odd thing to say about a plant!🌱

We have long held the belief that rewarding our greatest students for their accomplishments promotes growth and pride, but we noticed a distinct lack of reward beyond defeating ten enemies in a row. As such we have added increasing rewards for killstreaks at further benchmarks!!! What are those new rewards? Magic is in the mystery!✨

History is told through long-lost artifacts rediscovered, and the history of magic is no different. An ancient magical relic has been discovered on school grounds, and to encourage the young minds of today, we have arranged for an open tour of the discovery site! Head to the Relic site at your convenience, and fret not, the Relic is enclosed for its protection, and yours.

Version 0.49.0 was a medium Shell Shockers update released on September 3rd, 2024. This update added new items to the Shop. The new items' cost varied between 1,500 and 50,000 Golden Eggs. The VIP item for this update was the Mort Face Grenade.

Unvaulted Premium Items: Rainbow Wings, Shellpreme Free Ranger, Milk Grenade

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